Darren is sexy

A whole lot of Darren Criss, Glee, fangirling and random shit I think is funny

actionables:

SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL

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music5eva:

Me: Mom there’s this concert-

Mom: No.

Me: image

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molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

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cuphaz:

when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is

(via pizza)


nippletowns:

when u go out to eat with ur friends and have no money

image

(Source: dveon, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)


  • Person: Hey Ryan, it looks like the fans love the show in New York-
  • Ryan Murphy: Yeah we're not gonna do that anymore.
  • Person: ... okaaay... but they love it.
  • RM: I'm bored with this. Anything else?
  • Person: ... okay. Well, the fans really love the smaller cast-
  • RM: Double it.
  • Person: Wait... no-
  • RM: Triple it. In the final season. Everyone who's stepped foot on our set should come back to the show for the final season.
  • Person: I don't think you understa-
  • RM: la la la la la next comment.
  • Person: Fine. Klaine is the most popu-
  • RM: Give them as many problems as possible. Every conversation should be a fight or related to a fight.
  • Person: Won't that upset people?
  • RM: Just have them say sex at the end of it. Or kiss or something. They'll forget aaaaaaaaaaall about it.
  • Person: I don't really th-
  • RM: Are we finished? Yes. I'm done here.

taco-bell-rey:

chewing minty gum, then breathing in cold winter air

image

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dean winchester + body parts

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  • Parents of little girls: when a boy is mean to you, it means he likes you!
  • Ten years later: she keeps dating abusive men. We don't know what's wrong with her.

punacceptable:

*talks to Internet friends while sitting next to real life friends*

(via pizza)


my favorite things about my mad fat diary

arra-khaleesi:

  • the boys liking rae because of her personality. they really value her as a person
  • literally no one mentions that she’s overweight except for rae herself (and chloe whenever rae talks about it first)
  • rae & chop’s friendship
  • rae & archie’s friendship
  • rae asking the real questions when chloe first tells her she had sex. “what did you eat? what kind of sandwich? mmm.”
  • finn glancing at rae in every episode, way before she noticed him
  • finn

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lavicomtesse:

My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.

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